Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.
swan queen appreciation week - day 1 - favorite season
unintentionally strokes my fingers across yours
unintentionally caresses your hair
unintentionally grabs your arm aND WHISPERS YOUR NAME
Tweet from a SQer who got into to watch the first episode!
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid
people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it
Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view
My grandparents did this in the 40s, and knew someone who fell down and died.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibiOfficer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder
Lana Parrilla: a summary
They’re so married
I will NEVER be over that ridiculous OOC blue top Emma wore (???) but I just realize that the outfits they wore in that ep literally parallel their outfits from Neverland down to the shape of Emma’s blouse. …WARDROBE DEPT. WHAT IS YOUR GAME?